when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA
if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question
you didnt just do that
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I STARTED CYRGING
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE ICE ICE BABY BUT THIS IS A LOT BETTER
Phoenix didn’t get the memo
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is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
VERMIN SUPREME
WHO THE FUCKING HELL BROUGT THIS BACK I AMGOING T DESTROY THE OCUNTRY I FUCKIGJNG HATE ALL OFMYOU BYE
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The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
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one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
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are we called fans because celebrities are hot
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i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born
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